I had sex with the witch from L4d!!!
When it rains, its like the clouds pissing on us!!!
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!!!
Fight crime: shoot back!!!
God gave us brains and a dick. too bad he only gave enough blood for one of them at a time!!!
Knowledge is power... but power corrupts... and corruption is a crime... and crime doesn't pay... so if you keep on studying you'll go broke!!!
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen!!!
If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos... then you probably haven't completely understood the situation!!!
Never hit a man with glasses. hit him with something bigger and heavier!!!
Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. simply stand closer to the object you wish to view!!!
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