13 Disember 2008

7B Blog Series Production presents: The Twilight Journey

by *Adri*

Saturday 13/12/08 happens to be the day that young Adri Ahmad have witnessed, perceived, behooved and seen Twilight! Yes my friends!! Twilight! Together with his bumbling friend Fawwaz, his loyal acquaintance Riyal and the lovely Millie, the journey to Twilight begins...

Based on an almost true story.

*The following conversations are on the phone and MAY contain inaccuracy.*

@12.40 p.m.

*ring ring*

Fawwaz: Hello?

Adri: Awak ambil saya kan?

Fawwaz: Ah uh. Pukul 1.30 saya ambil.

Adri: Ok, saya dah suruh Riyal beli ticket 3 o'clock show punya.

Fawwaz: Ok cun™.

Adri: cun™? What's that?

Fawwaz: Bye!

@1.31 p.m.

Adri: Fawwaz, awak on the way ke?

Fawwaz: Ah uh jap™. Tunggu abang saya jap™.

Adri: What?

Fawwaz: Bye!

@2.00 p.m.

Fawwaz: Adri! Saya dah on the way! Tunggu 15 minit lagi!

Adri: Ok ok. (I can continue watching Danny Phantom. Yay!)

Fawwaz: What was that?

Adri: (Alamak! Did he hear me?)

Fawwaz: Yes Adri.

Adri: (Oh crap. Gotta say something to distract him)

Fawwaz: Nothing can distract me.

Adri: ™!

Fawwaz: ™!

@ 2 something Fawwaz arrived! FINALLY!

At the cinema, our main man Adri and that guy were able to meet up with Riyal and Millie. Selene, another lovely lady and friend, arrive soon after. Adri bought his popcorn & into the cinema they go! Oh and they met Riyal's aunt before that. 3 lovely ladies in one day! ;)

In the cinema, just a few minutes of cinema ads, Adri's popcorn dropped! Gasp! Thanks a lot Riyal.
He's excuse was..

Riyal: Hey Millie was in the middle so it was HER fault!

Rite.. and Millie became the victim! Adri had to sweep her seat so that her @$$ won't feel all caramelly if you know what I mean.. haha! ;D

Just as the movie starts, Adri heard people talking already. The nerve! Then he looked beside him, it was Millie and Riyal! The nerve again! They were chatting bout something. He wouldn't know coz HE WAS FOCUSING ON WATCHING!

*The following conversations are in the cinema and MAY contain inaccuracy...again*

Fawwaz: Oooo.. I can't wait for Edward Cullen!!

Millie: Me tooo!!

Riyal: Oh that guy is hot! I like his hair!

(Or was it the father that Riyal find hot. Wait, that was Millie.. Oh well either way...)

Few minutes later...

Fawwaz: Cullencullencullencullencullencullen!! (He didn't say that but I wished he did. Lol)

Riyal: Eating popcorn on the floor is fun!

Millie: Sexual tension!!

Another few minutes.. (Fawwaz has been silenced. haha!)

*The scene is Edward and Bella are alone in the woods. Trailer ada tunjuk lah*

Bella (The female lead): You're incredibly fast and strong..

Riyal: Oh yeah!

Bella: Your skin is pale white and ice cold

Riyal: (Looked at Adri and nods with a smile that he enjoyed that)

Adri too actually enjoyed that scene. haha ;D

Few seconds later..

Millie: Say it..

Edward (Male Lead): Say it..

Millie: Out loud..

Edward: Out loud..

Adri: Eeeeeeeeeeeergh!!!

Millie: No he didn't say that, silly.

Thanks for predicting the future, Millie! Your help was very much 'appreciated'.. lol

Few minutes later...

Millie: Sexual tension!!

Another few minutes later..

Millie: Sexual tension!!!

The next freaking few minutes later..

Millie: SEXUAL TENSION!!! Hoorah!!

Adri: Shhhh....!!!

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So that's pretty much it. The Twilight journey. I enjoyed the movie nevertheless. The movie was great. Even with all the chit-chats from Millie and Riyal. You gotta love them! Except for Fawwaz. He gave a flying kiss to me in the cinema and my pants were unzipped at the end of the movie..


Strange..



Random pic of the day!
I want to suck your blood!